{"id":151,"date":"2012-02-03T21:53:01","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T21:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/?p=151"},"modified":"2012-10-27T15:25:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T15:25:48","slug":"death-to-cliches-singersongwriter-worship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/rants\/death-to-cliches-singersongwriter-worship\/","title":{"rendered":"Death to Clich\u00e9s: Singer\/Songwriter Worship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some time ago, I was at home watching the George Strombolopolous show (why, I don\u2019t know) and ol\u2019 Strombo was giving a breathless intro to his next guest.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThese guys have [however many] top ten hits, blah blah blah. And\u2026 [pause for effect] they actually write their own songs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh, that\u2019s sort of interesting<\/em>, I\u2019m thinking.<em> I wonder who that might be? After all, writing your own songs is a symbol of seriousness and integrity, distinguishing a true artist from the mindless garbage of mainstream corporate entertainment<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease welcome, Nickelback!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Years earlier, I\u2019d been researching an article about the mysterious persistence of Eddie Vedder-influenced vocals. (The article was never published\u2014although I did get paid for it twice, which I attribute to an act of contrition mixed with corporate sabotage on the part of the editor). During this research I had the mixed blessing of reading several interviews with Chad Kroeger, the lead singer (and songwriter!) of Nickelback. Aside from bragging about how he doesn\u2019t read books, the quote that sticks out to me is (paraphrased from memory, I can\u2019t be assed to re-research it):<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI like the business side of music just as much as the creative side. Maybe even a little more.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I might also mention the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=v2pXfAK8r1k\">mashup of two of their songs<\/a>, revealing that their structure is precisely identical (another thing that Kroeger bragged about was his mastery of writing a hit, which he had down to an exact science\u2014obviously, very exact).<\/p>\n<p>(In fairness to Nickelback, I will say that I took their side during their beef with Matthew Good. Nickelback you can at least love to hate).<\/p>\n<p>My point is this: why does it matter whether or not a performer writes their own songs?<\/p>\n<p>I thought of this today when, during the flash riot of people falling all over themselves to outdo each other in deprecating Lana Del Rey, someone proclaimed: \u201cShe doesn\u2019t even write her own songs!\u201d as if that proved some kind of point.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the merits or demerits of Ms. Del Rey\u2019s music may be, I think this criticism needs to be retired. It\u2019s so obviously grounded in a post-Dylan\/Beatles rockist mentality that\u2019s just hopelessly retrograde by now. I like a good singer\/songwriter as much as the next person, but being one is not a benchmark for quality. At all.<\/p>\n<p>In a nutshell:<\/p>\n<p>Elvis didn\u2019t write his own songs.<\/p>\n<p>Sinatra didn\u2019t write his own songs.<\/p>\n<p>Nickelback write their own songs.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, writing your own songs in and of itself is not all that.<\/p>\n<p>REAL TALK!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some time ago, I was at home watching the George Strombolopolous show (why, I don\u2019t know) and ol\u2019 Strombo was giving a breathless intro to his next guest. \u201cThese guys have [however many] top ten hits, blah blah blah. And\u2026 [pause for effect] they actually write their own songs.\u201d Oh, that\u2019s sort of interesting, I\u2019m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/rants\/death-to-cliches-singersongwriter-worship\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Death to Clich\u00e9s: Singer\/Songwriter Worship&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[89,91,90,68,92],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","tag-george-strombolopolous","tag-lana-del-ray","tag-nickelback","tag-real-talk","tag-singersongwriters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}