{"id":62,"date":"2011-03-12T16:43:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T16:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/?p=62"},"modified":"2020-01-09T13:57:15","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T13:57:15","slug":"sweet-memories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/memories\/sweet-memories\/","title":{"rendered":"Precious Memories"},"content":{"rendered":"

Going through some files a little while ago, I found this document (undated, or rather re-dated to when I transferred files from an old computer, but judging by its references, seemingly from around 2004) detailing the best and worst WP shows up until that point. <\/em><\/p>\n

I’ve had a lot of good and bad shows since then, but there’s something unique about these early, ultra-DIY adventures.<\/em><\/p>\n

And so, from the vaults, unedited and unexpurged: The Best and Worst WP Shows Ever, circa 2004…<\/em><\/p>\n

(Update:<\/strong> Part II of this retrospective here.)<\/em><\/p>\n

BEST<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Living room show in Kitchener-Waterloo, November 2001<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I was doing a weekend excursion with Chris Mills (Just Like The Movies). We had a night off and decided that we should show up in some town and spontaneously play a show. He found out that the Hidden Cameras had a gig in Kitchener-Waterloo, and Chris convinced them that we should play on the bill with them that night. When we got to KW, it became clear that the club was absolutely not into us playing. So we decided to go find ourselves a show.<\/p>\n

We drove to the campus of Waterloo University. I got out of the car and walked into what looked like the main building. There were some chicks hanging out, so I went up to them and asked them if they knew someplace where a couple of crazy one-man bands could play that night. One of them says, \u201cYeah, how about my place!\u201d<\/p>\n

So we went to this girl Brenda\u2019s apartment. She invited over a few friends and we did a show in her living room, in front of eight people. There was no PA, we just sang into the air, but we did the whole show with costume changes and everything. It was intimidating but exhilerating to play in front of such a tiny crowd who had no idea what they were getting into.<\/p>\n

Afterwards, we headed down the street to the bar where the Hidden Cameras were playing. After their set, Chris and I, still in costume, bum rushed the stage and started singing. After a few songs I declared that we would keep going until we got shut down, at which point the sound guy came and turned off the PA. By popular demand, we headed back to Brenda\u2019s house for an encore.<\/p>\n

That night, I crashed at Joel from the Hidden Cameras\u2019 place. I found out much later that he was hoping to get some action, and was all bummed out when he found out that I was not only straight but married. I feel a mixture of guilt and pleasure at having inadvertently cockteased a gay Canadian rock star\u2026sorry Joel!<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 New Orleans, August 2001<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I was opening for Peaches on a tour of the Southern U.S. \u2013\u00a0 in August. The heat and humidity in New Orleans was unreal. The gig was a party at Quintron and Miss Pussycat\u2019s house; they have a lounge set up in the basement. All the people were so friendly and the clich\u00e9 is true, people in New Orleans have amazing rhythm. For this South tour I had practiced and reworked my set until the pacing was \u201cperfect.\u201d Miss Pussycat told me some time later that some friends of hers had been there, and based on their behaviour she\u2019d assumed they were on acid. Then she saw them a few days later and they said they hadn\u2019t been on acid, they\u2019d just had their minds blown by The World Provider. To be compared to a powerful hallucinogen is one of the greatest compliments I\u2019ve ever been paid\u2026<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Basement show in Guelph, April 2002<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I was playing at a house party with Chris. The Barmitzvah Brothers went on before us and they were amazing. I was drinking malt liquor and getting pretty wasted. So wasted, in fact, that I didn\u2019t think about the fact that I was fiddling with my minidisc player in my pocket. When it was time for my set, I realized that I\u2019d erased half my tracks. I was so annoyed, but somehow the negativity gave me good energy for the set. This show was mostly good because of the Barmitzvahs and the vibe at the house party.<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Uno-a-Go-Go \u2013 Chicago, October 2002<\/strong><\/h3>\n

It was a one-man band festival in Chicago. Jake Austen, who puts out Roctober<\/em> magazine, was putting on the fest. His wife was pregnant and went into premature labour so he had to miss the whole thing! I saw Shary Boyle\u2019s Honkitonkioke the night before my set. She was great.<\/p>\n

My show was in a bowling alley. I was playing on the \u201cside stage\u201d which meant in front of the aisles. There were about 15 other people on the bill; Bob Log was headlining. My wife came into town on a different flight which was delayed, and for some reason she had my costumes and my minidisc adaptor. She got in at the last minute and I did the set. It was my last show doing all the Elements of Style <\/em>tunes, right before going into the studio to record new stuff, and the crowd was great. A chick came and stuck a dollar bill in my pants \u2013 I wish people did that more often. The next night we saw Lonesome Organist and he totally blew our minds.<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sanchez Bros. Vernissage \u2013 Montreal, April 2003<\/strong><\/h3>\n

The Sanchez Brothers invited me to play at their vernissage. They had made a film in their grandparents\u2019 living room. One room of the gallery showed the film on a loop and in the other one, they recreated the living room down to the smallest detail. I had been playing a bunch of gigs, so I decided to do a set of tunes I don\u2019t do very often: covers, older stuff, and still-in-progress new songs.<\/p>\n

The Brothers invited me to come down early because their living-room set had an organ. I came down and figured out some stuff on it. At the show, their whole family including grandparents showed up and hung out in the living room. When I came and did the tunes on the organ, their grandmother was sitting in a wheelchair right beside me, rocking out. It was so awesome.<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 El Mocambo show with Peaches and Mignon \u2013 Toronto, September 2001<\/strong><\/h3>\n

This was a month or so after the South tour with Peach. It was her first Toronto show in a while. There were about 600 people packed into the Elmo upstairs, and they were really hyped up. I did the \u201cperfect\u201d set from the South tour and people were just going crazy. The Elmo shut down shortly after that. A few days after the show, I was at the Cinematheque and a guy came up to me and told me that my show changed his life.<\/p>\n

WORST<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Berlin, July 2001<\/strong><\/h3>\n

This was a huge bill, put on by the headlining band. They\u2019re a great band and cool people, but as promoters they didn\u2019t have all the bases covered, shall we say. Among those on the bill were Taylor Savvy, Mocky and myself. The gig was in this huge, cavernous club that seemed to have some bad kind of chemical in the air, asbestos or something. I had really bad allergies so whenever I\u2019d step outside, I\u2019d want to go back in, and then I\u2019d come back in and breathe chemical dust until I had to go back out.<\/p>\n

The door was at 9 but the show didn\u2019t start until midnight. Because of the delay, the promoters asked us to cut our set short. We explained to her that Mocky, Taylor Savvy and The World Provider weren\u2019t one band. Her response: \u201cYes you are!\u201d What can you say to that, so we agreed to shorten each of our sets.<\/p>\n

The sound guy had cancelled at the last minute, so they got some other guy to come and do it, who seemed none too pleased. During Savvy\u2019s set, the above-mentioned promoter came up to me and said \u201cWhen is he going to be done?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHe just started,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, someone told me he was going to be done in ten minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWho told you that?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know \u2013 I\u2019m too pissed,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n

Shortly after this exchange, the sound guy got on the mic, ran to the front of the stage, and started angrily berating Savvy in German. During his set. I\u2019ve never seen anything like it.<\/p>\n

Despite all this, my set actually went over fairly well with the crowd. And I was excited to be playing in Berlin. But there\u2019s no denying that it was a Murphy\u2019s Law kinda night.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hamilton, April 2002<\/strong><\/h3>\n

This was on one of the weekend jaunts with Chris. The show was on a Monday night and it was pouring rain. As we were pulling into town, we realized while listening to the radio that the promoter of our gig was doing a show on the campus radio station. We drove over to the station hoping to do some extra promo. Not only did he not seem particularly happy to see us, and wasn\u2019t into having us appear on the air, but he didn\u2019t even have our CDs to play on his show. That was the first bad sign.<\/p>\n

When we got to the club, there was a situation: the sound guy had come and kidnapped the PA because the club hadn\u2019t been paying him. There was some talk of the show being cancelled, but then finally someone came through with another PA.<\/p>\n

During the gig, the band we were opening for didn\u2019t even watch our set. They were playing pool in the other room and all their friends stayed with them there. There were five people in the audience during my set: Chris, two guys who\u2019d showed up to DJ (but didn\u2019t because of the PA fiasco), and this couple who\u2019d come from KW after seeing us the night before. I was so tired and out of it that I played a half-assed show. In retrospect, the fact that people came from a whole other town just to see us \u2013 and were effectively the only actual audience \u2013 should have motivated me to at least put some effort into the show. Giving such a lame performance for those people is one of the biggest regrets of my World Providing career.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Atlanta, August 2001<\/strong><\/h3>\n

This was the only bad show on the Peaches Dirty South tour. There\u2019s not too much to say about my set; the people of Atlanta just weren\u2019t feeling it. I went on after Har Mar Superstar, who totally slew the audience, and I guess they just weren\u2019t in the mood for my thing. He\u2019s a hard act to follow, I don\u2019t know why I didn\u2019t go on first.<\/p>\n

The vibe of the club was really fucked. Everyone seemed to be on coke. They had set aside a VIP room because it was rumoured that Madonna was going to show up, but she never did, so it was just full of all these sketched-out people.<\/p>\n

After the gig we went to a crazy strip club. People had recommended that we stay at the adjacent hotel, but our tour manager went to look at a room (for which he had to be accompanied by an armed guard), and he said that the bed was covered in ants, so he took a pass. At 4:00 in the morning at the strip club, a woman went around shining a flashlight in people\u2019s eyes and shouting, \u201cIf you ain\u2019t WORKIN\u2019 here, or you ain\u2019t FUCKIN\u2019 someone who\u2019s workin\u2019 here, GET THE FUCK OUT!\u201d<\/p>\n

Afterwards we went to this crazy diner with a bunch of hardcore dykes. The waiter had a necklace made of human teeth, and while he was showing us the specials, he pulled out his dick and slapped it against the menu \u2013 a sight which both Peach and I later admitted we thought we\u2019d hallucinated. A really creepy guy came and sat beside me, and was telling me stories about how he sold bulk acid and was part of the Aryan Nation.<\/p>\n

In retrospect, it may have been a bad show, but so many crazy things happened that night that it kind of balances out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Going through some files a little while ago, I found this document (undated, or rather re-dated to when I transferred files from an old computer, but judging by its references, seemingly from around 2004) detailing the best and worst WP shows up until that point. I’ve had a lot of good and bad shows since … Continue reading “Precious Memories”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[180],"tags":[41,30,29,34,36,33,39,27,35,32,37,40,38,31],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memories","tag-har-mar-superstar","tag-hidden-cameras","tag-just-like-the-movies","tag-lonesome-organist","tag-mignon","tag-miss-pussycat","tag-mocky","tag-nostalgia","tag-peaches","tag-quintron","tag-sanchez-brothers","tag-shary-boyle","tag-taylor-savvy","tag-uno-a-go-go"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldprovider.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}